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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:37
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Still no good.
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What happens to single guys when they get older?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
So they tried
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts